Daddy and Me

The Best Dad Jokes

I enjoy telling bad puns. That's just how eye roll. How do you make a tissue dance? Put a little boogie in it. What's the best way to catch a fish? Ask someone to throw it to you. Why shouldn't you tell jokes to a duck? Because they'll quack up. Why did the pony ask for a glass of water? Because it was a little horse. What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear. You know what you call a pig that does karate? A pork chop. Why couldn't the leopard play hide and seek? Because he was always spotted!